*deadpans* Yes, I am finally admitting it. I'm actually a 6'3, 44 year old Scottish man with a bald spot and a pot belly who is undergoing a middle-aged crisis and pretending to be a teenaged girl in college because I get my kicks from bad slash pr0n and kibbles. I actually live in the slums of New York and have fathered two illegitimate children ( Read more... )